Malixchite

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why Rollercoaster date

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If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why “feels like I’m missing something, something really important, and then i realize you’re there, always were, and this stupid wave of relief washes over me”

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If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why “Thought this concert was important to you.” “It was, but not more important than you.”

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If Johnny Silverhand not romanceable then why “You aren’t dying on me not yet… I’ve got you”

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IF JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT ROMANCEABLE THEN WHY “I can still feel something sharp near your heart” “I don’t think that’s going anywhere anytime soon” EXCUSE ME CDPR WHAT THE FUCK

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If Johnny Silverhand NOT romanceable then why “I’ve managed one thing for now… not to fuck this up, what we have.”??????????

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IF Johnny Silverhand not ROMANCEABLE then why You’re fuckin’ closest to me by a long shot. There twenty-four seven. And yet…you don’t seem to hate my guts. Of all the heads I could’ve popped in, hella glad it was yours.“

silverhand-hoe

IF JOHNNY F****** SILVERHAND not ROMANCEABLE then WHY  “Wanna be clear - I will do you no wrong. When the time comes, it’ll be my life for yours, I’ll agree to get wiped.”

emptyjunior

IF JOhnnY Silverhand not Romanceable why did he

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IF JOHNNY SiLverhAND NOT ROMANCABLE THEN WHY THE LOVERS????

silverhand-hoe

IF JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT ROMANCABLE THEN WHY WHEN V IN MIKOSHI JOHNNY DO THAT LITTLE HAND GRAB THING whERE he PULLS THEM BACK TO HIM JUST A LIL WHILE LONGERRRR with the SADDEST LOOK ON HIS FACE-

fantasmagoriam

If Johnny Silverhand not romancable then why this card in Misty’s tarot reading??????

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“Maybe even someone you will grow to love?”

MY V AND I BOTH FELL IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY SILVERHAND so if JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT ROMANCEABLE THEN WH-

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IF JOHNNY SILVERHAND NOT FUCKING ROMANCEABLE THEN WHY DOES HE HAVE A VOICED LINE OF SAYING TO V ‘GOODNIGHT MY PRINCESS’ AT 1:28:05 ANNNNND A LINE OF SAYING ‘GOODNIGHT MY PRINCE’ AT 1:35:40 WHAT THE ABSOLUTE EVER LOVING FUCK IS ALL THIS THEN

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slipperyslideyday:
“hater-of-terfs:
“radicalgraff:
“  “If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in...
radicalgraff

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

hater-of-terfs

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

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Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

slipperyslideyday

[ if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. 
I ain’t giving up. I swear. end caption ]  

mysticbaconslice
animetitle

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

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show me a bigger downgrade

i-am-overly-complicated

Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem

fredfugues

I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it

iforgotmyotheraccoun

oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you

fredfugues

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It’s for an investigation, I’m with the fbi

iforgotmyotheraccoun

My apologies

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Right this way sir

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rnyfh

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in this house we stan dionysus!

forgotaboutdrea

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

oldsongrenewed

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

mikkeneko

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me
the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know
dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

ruby-white-rabbit

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

normal-horoscopes

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: